Help Save Toronto...

In the city of Toronto, there is bloodshed in the streets, trash is piling up around the city, and major road work is needed. What is the cause of these problems... the cities coffee bill. You see, Toronto made the strategic choice to have free coffee inside their City Hall building, with an annual cost of $20,000 dollars, instead of buying an extra police car. Now a logical person can deduct that the corrolation between death and coffee is pretty shaky at best, but the premise remains true. Canadians love their coffee!!!

Its hard to place a price tag on the value of Coffee, but its easier to see the impact of its non-existance. So lets take a look at potential newspaper headlines in Toronto if Coffee becomes extinct:

1. "Millions of Torontians Finding New Ways to Wake up."

2. "Dentists Form Unions."

3. "Toronto Voted World's Cleanest City."

4. "Toronto Crime Rates at all-time Low."

Eventhough Im having fun at Toronto's expense, isnt it great to know that Coffee is here to stay and that our governmental leaders value its existence over violent crime... Drink up!!!